WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH GODDAMN TURKEY.

It is Thanksgiving and ah am supposed to feast. 'ey, ginger bitch. If you're gonna be mah servant, you should make like a hoe and go make some food!! Ah want turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn, and apple pah.

If you burn it this time ah sweah to gahd ah will kick you in the vagina.

... Seruhsly.

Now this is a pirate paradise-- no Clahd to cry and be a pussy, no Kahl to call the government and get mah crew killed again, and no fucking rules to ruin everything! Piraceh can finally be mah second calling in laif ( Read more... )